Family Plan - Nicole Dobson Quotes

Clip: "How Weird Is That?" Quotes

Scene 1
Stacy: It's simple. We'll invite the Walcotts over for a home cooked meal. You can use my house! But first, we have to find you a husband.
Nicole: You're getting married, Charlie?!
Charlie: Oh, no, no, no. Your mom and I are just looking for someone to pretend to be married to me.
Nicole: Tommy's dad did that and got thrown out of his house.
Charlie: Oh, not that kind, Nicole.
Stacy: Charlie is just having some friends for dinner and she would like someone to appear to be her husband. She needs a daughter too, so I volunteered you.
Charlie: Oh.
Nicole: Ok, Ok, I'll do it, but how weird is that?

Clip: "My Little Pride And Joy" Quotes

Scene 1
Nicole: Charlie! When are we eating?
Mr. Walcott: Oh, this must be Nicole.
Charlie: Yep, this is my little pride and joy. Nicole, honey, say hello to Mr. and Mrs. Walcott.
Nicole: Hi.
Mrs. Walcott: She calls you Charlie?
Charlie: Yeah, kind of a rebelion thing. Would you excuse me... Again? Come on, honey. (Tries to make Nicole leave) Honey, honey, come on. Let go of the chair, honey.

Scene 2
Nicole: You don't like kids, do you, mom?
Charlie: Ok, look, I was an only child so, never grew up experiencing the whole sibling thing. So, I'm sorry.
Nicole: It's Ok. I understand.
Charlie: Ok (Doorbell rings) I hope that's your father for the day. Stay, just sit there, honey.

Scene 3
Buck: Hi! Jeez! I brought my own wedding ring.
Charlie: We'll be right there!
Buck: You said they were coming at six o'clock.
Charlie: I know, but they're early!
Nicole: So, I guess you're my dad.
Buck: You see, when a strange little girl says something like that to me, it kind of throws my rythm.
Charlie: This is my friend Stacy's daughter, Nicole and tonight she's your, oh, our daughter. And Nicole this is Buck, you'll call him dad.
Buck: You never said kids were gonna be involved. No offense.
Nicole: Do you hate kids too?
Buck: No! I plan on having a whole herd of them, eventually. I just didn't expect the first one to call me dad would be so mature.
Charlie: Ok, listen, your name is Frank and you're a dedicated husband and father. Now get out there and...
Buck: Wait, why can't I just be Buck?
Charlie: (Laughs) Yeah, nobody is really named Buck.
Buck: So, how much is she paying you?
Nicole: Pay? You mean, you're getting paid?
Charlie: Enough. Let's go, come on.
Nicole: I wanna talk financial arrangements.
Charlie: Fine, later. Ok?
Nicole: Sure, but time is money. Right, dad?
Charlie: (Points at Buck) Shh, don't answer that.

Clip: "The Quietest, Happiest Family" Quotes

Scene 1
Charlie: Look who's back. Frank this is Edward and Victoria Wallcot.
Mr. Walcott: Oh, Frank is a pleasure to meet you. I hope our early arrival didn't mess you guys up.
Buck: Don't be silly, Ed! May I call you Ed?
Mr. Walcott: Well, yeah.
Buck: Mrs. Walcott, you're certainly in fine shape. You work out, right?
Charlie: Oh, Frank.
Mrs. Walcott: Well, that's Ok, Charlie, I appreciate a man noticing.
Buck: Ed, you lucky man! You look at this woman, you look fantastic!
Charlie: Honey!
Mr. Walcott: Well, she's...
Charlie: Honey, honey! Don't you need to go start the barbecue?
Buck: Go ahead, babe.
Charlie: I would, but I don't know which not to turn.
Buck: Oh, oh. Women!
Charlie: Excuse me.
Mr. Walcott: Aha.
Nicole: (To Mrs. Walcott) How do you keep your figure? Do you mostly do cardio or yoga?
Charlie: Nicole! Would you come help your father?
Nicole: Ok.

Scene 2
Charlie: Ok, this is not working.
Buck: I thought it was going pretty well for impro. Usually I work with a script.
Charlie: (Quoting Buck) Ed, you luck guy, you?
Buck: He has a beautiful wife. I was just breaking the ice.
Charlie: Well, that was completely inappropriate. (Speaking to Nicole) And you, not another word, Ok? We're gonna be the quietest, happiest family ever.
Nicole: Not for what we're being paid. Right, dad?

Family Plan - Nicole Dobson Quotes

Clip: "How Weird Is That?" Quotes

Clip: "My Little Pride And Joy" Quotes

Clip: "The Quietest, Happiest Family" Quotes

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